Tried my hand at melding my podcasts and my stand up comedy together as one and I think it worked...It certainly was a blast. The fan was a nice touch.

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So i was hitting the local open mics when i first began in orange county and well, I realized sometimes I just get angry. Stand up helps that. It does.

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DANA DELANY’S BIRTHDAY

Yup. It was March 13th and it just so happened to be my first time at the Comedy Store. I look back at this and grimace. I’m so much more polished now, damn it!

AND I MAKE FLYERS, TOO PEOPLE!
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...And plenty more where that came from.

NEW YEAR, NEW PARAGRAPH

BITCH AT A BAR

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OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD
THE FORMOSA CAFE - WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA THE COMEDY STORE - WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA IRVINE IMPROV - IRVINE, CA SMILES NIGHTCLUB - SHERMAN OAKS, CA BREA IMPROV - BREA, CA HAHA CAFE - SHERMAN OAKS, CA THE FEDERAL BAR, NORTH HOLLYWOOD, CA CASA RANCHERO - LADERA RANCH, CA THE ANCHOR BAR - COSTA MESA, CA BOSCOES - LAKE FOREST, CA HIWA FUSION RESTAURANT AND BAR, CERRITOS, CA SASH NIGHTCLUB - NORWALK, CA DIRTY NELLY’S - COSTA MESA, CA 202 ALANO CLUB - ANAHEIM, CA JOHNNIE FLOWERS’ TICKLES! - GARDEN GROVE, CA
(PLACES WHERE I MAY HAVE DONE A TAMPON JOKE OR TWO)
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It seems my period and tampon jokes are the ones everybody seems to wanna hear, so I uploaded them. Me and my menstruation jokes..And there’s plenty more where that came from. Every 28 days.

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New Year’s Resolutions have never been my thing, but if Danica McKellar can make em and stick to it, why can’t I? They are mainly orders to DESIST.

Astrology Jokes, anyone? No? Well how bout a little Taylor Swift humor?

Resolution #1: Stop caring about people who don’t care about me.

Not like “I don’t care what you think” care, but “i care about your well-being” care. I’m a very compassionate person so this one will be tough. Buuuut it’s mostly just to keep away the psychic vampires

Resolution #2: Stop being afraid of nonexistent things.

My astrologer calls this “anxiety” who knew?! This goes all the way back to my old fears of John Wilkes Booth. Everything I fear is all in my imagination. I created it. Sure John Wilkes Booth existed, but the chance of him coming to my room to kill me are slim to VERY NONE.

Resolution #3: Stop asking people if they’re mad at me.

Just know this: If I ask “are you mad at me?” 9 times out of 10 it’s  either because i’m mad at me or i’m mad at you and i’m projecting the anger onto myself. Either way it’s annoying. It’s gotta stop.

Maybe one day i’ll get to do my CNBC material for a larger audience...For now i’ll settle for JF’s garage :) PS I’m pretty sure Mandy has a great sense of humor.

ASTROLOGY JOKES

TAMPON JOKES

CNBC JOKES